Do you think this painter-- Samantha French-- would accept one of my less vital organs in exchange for one of these paintings? I'm not trying to be extreme-- I'm thinking something that's already superfluous-- like my appendix or something like that... I'll have to ask my brother (the doctor) if there's something that's valuable but also expendable. Maybe she could use it for her next art installation...?
This first one in particular. Maybe Ms. French wants her own little piece of Christina Salway in a jar in exchange for that glorious painting. It's 44" X 50". Did I mention that? I'm not suggesting I undergo major surgery for some teeny-tiny painting, I'm talking almost FOUR FEET BY FIVE FEET. That's big. That's no joke.
Unfortunately, if I can't work out a creative (aka safe) way to sell off a piece of my insides, I'm probably going to have to sit tight on these paintings, because they're currently listed around $10,000.00 a pop. But they would look rad in the multi-million dollar loft (I don't own...)